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Finally, Honest Hand Dryer Instructions

It's always felt like something's missing from your local public bathroom's hand dryer tutorial. Something simple, yet crucial. Something like, say, this missing third step that Doghouse Diaries has so smartly proposed. Read More >>

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How Your Microwave Actually Works

Whatever energy you spend fussing with your microwave, testing out different power levels and durations, is wasted. It's about time you knew that. Because despite all your efforts, your food can only come out one of two ways: ice-cold, or mouth-singeing. Read More >>

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What Was Life Like Before iPhones?

Our children won't know what life was like before smartphones took over our every waking hour. But when you inevitably try to gather them around to tell them about all the time we spent not staring at screens? Well, as Doghouse Diaries points out, good luck with that: Read More >>

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Why the Internet Is More Curse Than Blessing

Any list that weighs the pros and cons of the internet can only end one way: the realisation that you're wasting your life... right... now. Although to be honest, there's way more in the plus column here than I ever would have imagined possible. Read More >>

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Why It Definitely Doesn’t Matter That You Thought of It First

Oh, man, the iPad? I totally thought of that back in 1998. And good for you! Here's a handy flow chart that explains exactly why no one cares. Which I totally thought of drawing up myself last autumn. [Doghouse Diaries] Read More >>