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Libraries the New Sex Hotspots? Erotic Book Borrowing Surge Suggests So

Call it the "Fifty Shades" effect, call it the result of the grimmest economic depression of modern times. Either way, UK reading habits seem to be getting saucier, as libraries are recording a ridiculous 500 per cent increase in the borrowing of erotic fiction. Read More >>

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Die Laughing Listening to Morgan Freeman Read Fifty Shades of Grey

Ok, so it not really the venerable Morgan Freeman, but Josh Robert Thompson, aka "More Than Freeman", and various voices from the awesome Family Guy and Cleveland Show. But still. It's utterly hilarious, and definitely NSFW, well, the audio is anyway. So, if you've got headphones, whack 'em in and just go for it. [YouTube via BuzzFeed] Read More >>

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Add Some Smut to Your Text With the Instant Fifty Shades Generator

When you need some generic text to flesh out something, normally you'd turn to the standard Lorem Ipsum, but why not fill your empty site with a torrent of graphic "world-class" erotic fiction instead. Meet the handy, and hilarious, Fifty Shades Generator. Read More >>

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Hotel Boss Faces 50 Shades of Religious Fury After Replacing the Bible With Popular Porn Novel

Popular filth title Fifty Shades of Grey has found itself a fan in hotel owner Wayne Bartholomew, who has risked angering God by replacing the Bible in his hotel rooms with copies of the awful porn book. Read More >>

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Duke Nukem Reading Fifty Shades of Grey Is Both Hilarious and Totally NSFW

The nation, nay, the whole world seems gripped by Fifty Shades of Grey-fever right now. And while we've brought you the ultimate FSOG­-lady stalker tool, listening to the legendary Duke Nukem read a couple of passages from the smutty book is the funniest thing you'll hear all day. Read More >>

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Kindle Sales are Up 71 Per Cent Due To, Erm, Fifty Shades of Grey

The smutty, sexy and dirty book, Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James, is apparently the cause of a dramatic increase in sales of Kindle readers, according to retailer Comet. Read More >>

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Chat Up Women Who Have Been "Put in the Mood" By 50 Shades of Grey With This Handy Tool

OK, so if you hadn't heard there's a new book that's taken the female consciousness by storm; it's basically "porn lite" I'm reliably informed. Anyway, lots of women have been tweeting and Facebooking about it, and now there's a handy tool to find them and chat them up, once you know they've been, err, reading. Read More >>

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