The scene: a woman goes to buy a cake for, oh, let's say her cat Whiskers's birthday. She decides to put a photo of Whiskers's face on top of the cake because oh isn't that fun and also she's a very lonely woman. She hands the baker a USB drive and asks that she use the photo. The baker smiles and nods because English is her second language and because this customer asking for a flash drive on a cake is clearly insane and should be dealt with accordingly. The result, as you can see, is glorious. Read More >>
Featured comment by mo_conn:
"I am the person who ordered the cake and I'm here to tell my story. We put it in the freezer and we're still eating it.
Here is the original tale I..." More »
Remember when computers only came with about 80GB of hard drive storage in them? And yet they were still as big as a robot dog? That's all a long time ago now though. Read More >>
Featured comment by Lawton:
"Nah your comment on Youtube would have gone something like this.
"haha lolz your 01d neeeeerd!!!!!!!!!111 please check out my channel to win a free..." More »
Are you looking for a new washing line or something to tether an animal carcass to the roof of your car? Don't bother with traditional ropes or washing lines – let Ethernet cable be your more affordable friend instead! Read More >>
Featured comment by NickMackz:
"I'm always suspicious of ethernet cables this cheap as they are often very poor quality. I have even seen ones before that don't have the wires in twi..." More »
If you haven't been invited to a Jubilee street party over the next couple of days, you might want to take solace bystaying indoors with the curtains closed and watching the festivities on the telly. But let's be honest, you'd probably be better off watching something else instead. Read More >>
It's a bank holiday and appropriately, the roads have been filled with bewildered day-trippers, tootling about the place as they've aimed to make the most of the bonus workless day. Read More >>
You know, gaming doesn’t have to be about brightly-coloured cartoon characters tumbling around your screen to the accompaniment of some intensely annoying musical tunes. Nor should it just be about running around committing pretend murders. Read More >>
If you think about it, portable data storage is an incredible thing. Little USB sticks that you can cram, music, pictures and movies on to – and it’s small enough for you to carry around in your mouth. Yes, YOUR MOUTH. Read More >>
Remember when we all used to sit around the TV together as a family and there was only three channels, and they broadcasted the programmes so quietly that we all had to take turns holding the ear trumpet? Read More >>
Featured comment by gjgbarclay:
"That's a nice price. Never having actually used this model (or the 1TB built in version it's based on) I can't comment on it's functionality, but if N..." More »
We’ve got an array of modern gadgets and gizmos at tremendous prices further down in this piece, but the one that has tickled us the most today is decidedly retro. Read More >>
You know what, there’s a few Xbox–flavoured offers that have sprung up from the bargain undergrowth over the past day so hey, why don’t we round them all up in one place? That place being right here. Read More >>
You might think they only make knives, but Victorinox also makes some of the best flash drives on the market (in this reporter's opinion.) They're well-built, extremely fast, and in a few days might be available in one terabyte capacities. Read More >>
Featured comment by miocene:
"Oliver is correct, the SI unit is 1TB = 1000GB = 10^6MB etc. Computers operate in binary due to their design to the capacities are expressed as 2^x (i..." More »
It's Friday, you're still in work, but it's that time -- beers o'clock. Break out the Shot Glass USB! Even invite Nigel up from IT, and see if he wants a shot. But only one. You know what he gets like. Read More >>
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