Teen Pilot Groomed for Career of Tedium by Easyjet
They'd rather we said "mentored" probably.
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They'd rather we said "mentored" probably.
Go back to Old Kent Road.
Would have made for quite the blockbuster Christmas crossover in 1987.
"Go and dig up some ancient treasures! Also, buy our chocolate!"
Thankfully it's not on the selfie camera too.
The doughnut phone's days are numbered.
I SAID THEY CAN NOW ADJUST THEIR AUDIO TO YOUR AGE
Because apparently a quarter of us go over our allowance.
That's the bendy one.
Perfect for Google Pay.
According to OKCupid.
Yours for just £7,500.
It's hip to be square.
But not as Joseph :'(
Despite all the naysayers.
