Horse meat-gate very nearly hit one of the big burger chains, with high street meat shop Burger King admitting to finding horse DNA in burgers at one of its suppliers. It has apologised, saying none of the dodgy meat actually made it into customers' gobs. Read More >>

If you've been on Twitter during the whole HorseburgerGate thing, you've probably had your eyeballs violently assaulted by an absolute crapload of the worst puns the internet has to offer. I'll be honest, even we've had a stab. But I never thought Tesco would have the gall to join in. Boy oh boy, was I ever wrong. Read More >>