The Mac had the mouse. The iPod had the clickwheel. And the iPhone had the touchscreen. The Apple Watch has both the 'digital crown' and the 'taptic engine.' And they may be the most important unveilings of all from last night's showcase.
It's been 30 years since the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man first squished through Manhattan, so we thought it appropriate to consider a very serious question: How would New York City actually fight an evil god in the form of a marshmallow man? Stickiness and spoilers ensue.
If there are any two things that define the tech-minded modern millennial, they are his operating system and his porn preferences. Fortunately for our inquiring minds, our data-crunching friends over at Pornhub have access to both.