Not Lovin' It: McDonald's Receipt Tattoo Must be the Worst Ink Ever

There's a new challenger for the coveted title of "Worst Tattoo of All Time, Ever". Introducing the McTattoo, good to go with a Big Mac, fries and a side-order of stupid. Read More >>

Idiot Thief Robs CCTV Company and Is Immediately Caught With CCTV Footage

A life of small-time crime is difficult enough as it is; the pay's not great, the cops are on your case, your conscience flares up. But one particularly dim bulb in Somerset, England made things even harder on himself by robbing a man who installs IT cameras for a living. Whoops! Read More >>

Everyone Who Records Video on Their Phone Needs to Follow This Rule

I understand that when you take a picture or video with your phone, it makes a lot of sense to hold your phone upright. It's more comfortable! It's totally natural! And though Instagram has helped fix portrait mode pictures by squaring them off, we still haven't solved the portrait video problem. It's awful to watch videos like that. Anyone who does it is just an idiot. Read More >>

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The Ultimate Video of People Being Idiots in Shopping Trollies (Ouch)

Look at all the stupid people. I mean, there's probably more to say here, about responsibility or exhibition of reckless behaviour brought on by the wired age, but really, like... look at all these stupid people. Read More >>

An Idiot Counterfeiter Returned His Printer with a Whole Sheet of Fake Notes Inside

It's one of the oldest tricks in the book; if you can't earn money, why not make it? With your printer. Now that doesn't actually work. Making counterfeit notes is really hard. But that won't keep idiots from trying it, apparently. A man took it a step further though, by trying to return his copier/printer with failed copies still inside. Read More >>

If You Stab Someone Don't Steal Their iPhone Because the Police Will Use Find My iPhone to Catch You

Here's a nominee for silliest way to get caught for committing a horrible crime of the year: A man stabbed a woman in a domestic dispute in Los Angeles and then stole her iPhone. Unfortunately for him—you already know where this is going—the police used Find My iPhone to determine the man's location and promptly arrested him. Read More >>

Dell Says iPad Is Too "Shiny" for Businesses

Did know that it can take four days to fix a software hiccup on an iPad? And that you probably shouldn't use one for work, because it's shiny and your IT department can't handle all the iPads it has to fix? No? Then you haven't been talking to Dell Australia managing director Joe Kremer. Read More >>

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Gang Members Accept Cop's Friend Request, Get Arrested, Are Idiots

The first rule of Brooklyn's notorious Brower Boys gang is: You don't talk about the Brower Boys gang. The second is: Unless it's on Facebook, then it's totally fine. Oh, but maybe accept a cop's friend request before you do? Read More >>

The Avengers Screening Delayed Because Some Dunce DELETED THE FREAKING MOVIE

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth's mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were... deleted? Yes. The copy of the film being used for a screening last week was accidentally wiped from the server, and delayed a room full of angry nerds (and film critics) from seeing the Avengers assembled. Read More >>

These Imbeciles Thought the Titanic Disaster Was Just a Movie

Titanic. Once the largest object ever built, it sunk after colliding with an iceberg, spiralling down into the Atlantic and killing around 1500 people on April 15, 1912. Everyone knows this. Oh wait—no, these idiots thought it was just a movie: Read More >>

The Most Ridiculous and Horrible (and Illegal) Way to Troll an Ex

We all get our hearts broken. But it takes a truly horrible insane person to turn that heartache into a despicable internet shame campaign. That's what one idiot in the US did when he posed as his ex-girlfriend on Craigslist and offered sex to any and all comers. Read More >>

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Idiot Thief Exploded Himself by Peeing on a Power Transformer

Michael Harper is an idiot. The 36-year-old Leicestershire-man was in the middle of robbing a power sub-station when he decided, hey, why not urinate on the power transformer. The transformer exploded, Harper caught on fire, and 2,000 people lost power. Dunce. Read More >>

A Lot of People Thought Oprah Was Whitney Houston on Facebook

Whitney Houston, the diva of divas, passed away yesterday at the too young age of 48. It's a depressing end to her story of galaxy bending talent, sun magnifying limelight and cursed frailty. Read More >>

US Detains and Deports Two Morons Over Dumb "Destroy America" Tweets

In a fun convergence of dumb social media behavior and bureaucratic ineptitude, two idiotic Brits were detained by armed guards at Los Angeles International Airport for incredibly dumb (but totally harmless) tweets about "destroying America" and "diggin' up Marilyn Monroe." Read More >>

Suing Facebook Because You Liked Something Is Idiotic

A California judge ruled today that's it's okay to sue Facebook for showing your picture in an ad. That's dumb, and to pretend that it's anything but turns a blind eye to how that nearly everyone uses Facebook. Read More >>

A Gas Mask and Armour-Wearing Jogger Scared a Bomb Squad into Blowing Up His Mail

Hey man, how's it going? Just getting some exercise in. You know, running, lifting, jamming packages into mailboxes while wearing a gas mask and body armour then hurrying away before the bomb squad shows up to explode my stuff. Read More >>


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