Mrs Claus declared non-canon.
Given that men’s sperm counts everywhere are continuing to drop, we might need all the help we can get.
Men may continue smashing it without fear of it damaging their sex stuff.
Sperm counts are on the fall due to harmful chemicals.
I was doing it for you, dear.
Petition to bring him back to Top Gear goes wild.
There's a lot of washing-up waiting for the lucky winners.
And we were only hairy because ASDA hadn't started selling fleeces.
70 per cent of people who work for Google in the US are men, doing men's work, for the betterment of menkind.