wtfriday
Grandad Choked to Death Before Wild Night With Prize Prostitutes

86-Year-Old Johnny Orris, from Illinois in the US, was entered into a competition by his grandson. The prize? Sex with two prostitutes in a Nevada brothel. Charming. If that's not strange enough, it's reported that Orris died shortly before the encounter, after choking to death on his pre-sex steak dinner. Read More >>

health
School Offering "Man Days" to Teach Fatherless Kids Basic Male Tasks

Suggesting the lack of a male role model in the lives of kids can act as a "barrier" to their educational and life progress, one Essex school is taking matters into its own hands by offering boys lessons in how to be more of a man. We hope they accept mature students. Read More >>

food
Enjoy a Meat Facial With Bacon Shaving Cream

You eyes do not deceive you, although your nose might get a bit confused by what the hell is going on. It's Bacon Shaving Cream, a grooming product for men who enjoy a lingering meaty residue. Read More >>

design
Would This New Urinal Design Make Men Wash Their Hands?

Here's a problem about guys: many of us don't wash our hands after using the toilet. It might be general grossness or everyman laziness or being too trusting your own hygiene or being too drunk or taking on a drive through mentality with a urinal but if you monitor a men's bathroom, you'll see many folks skip the sink. Read More >>

lego
Are Modern Society's Woes Caused by Angrier Lego Men?

The once cheerful little Lego men are suffering from some sort of modern angst, with a survey of the facial expressions of the little plastic people finding they're angrier and snarlier than they were in the olden days. Are they turning our kids into raging monsters? Read More >>

science
Heavy Stubble Makes You More Attractive

Science has finally put to bed the debate over whether you should bother shaving or not. Apparently you're at your most attractive with heavy stubble -- defined as a good 10-day growth -- so dump that cutthroat razor and start attracting members of the opposite sex again. Read More >>

wtfriday
Husband Discovers Wife Was a Man After 19 Years of Happy Marriage

A 64-year-old man was left rather confused and angry after discovering his wife of the last 19 years originally left the factory as a man. She didn't tell him about her earlier, pre-sex-change life as a bloke. Read More >>

science
The Answer to a Longer Life Is to Whip Off Your Knackers

It’s a known fact that women live longer than men. Unfortunately, us blokes are just set to die-off earlier. There is something you can do about it, though, but you're definitely not going to like it. Want to live longer? Lose your balls and join the castrati. Ouch. Read More >>

health
Why Real Men Eat Red Meat

We know eating red meat can kill us and make us feel happy but the real reason guys eat it? It makes them feel manly. According to scientists, red meat is synonymous with masculinity, making it desirable for guys who view themselves as masculine. Read More >>

gaming
Now You Too Can Spice-Up Your Bathroom With Sega's Toylet Pissing Game

Fancy shoving a bit of gamification into your bathroom breaks? Sega’s crazy urinal-based console, the Toylet, is finally available to Joe Bloggs on the street, meaning you can now fit one of these pee-powered puppies into your bachelor pad. Read More >>

science
Just Thinking Women Are Nearby Makes Men Dumber

If you often find yourself stuck for words in the presence of women, don't beat yourself up; we've all been there. But it turns out it's not you, it's science! Merely thinking about the presence of women makes men stupid. Read More >>

science
Men Remember Bad—and Arousing—Times Better Than Women

Do you remember your first break-up in great detail? Maybe sex from the other month? Or, most vividly, the really bad sex from last year? Turns out, men remember unpleasant and sexual experiences far more accurately than women. Read More >>

gaming
Sega's Back In the Console Business, But It's Not What You Think

Having ditched making hardware after the amazing but ill-fated Dreamcast, it looks like Sega’s dipping its toe, or something else, back into console game – but this time you’ll only find them in men’s bathrooms. Read More >>

sex
Will 'Viagra in a Condom' Make People Like Using Them?

The rubber, the cock sock, the goalie, the love glove, the salami sling. No matter how many adorable monikers it gets, no one really likes a condom very much. Read More >>

humour
Maths Suckage Doesn't Care About Your Sex

You know who sucks at maths? Almost everyone, that's who. Newsflash: the majority of humans do not do math because they love and excel at it. We mostly dislike it and are bad at it to boot. Read More >>

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