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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Superheroes!

This week, we throw on our capes and hide our identity behind a mask as we take on the SUPERHERO edition of the Twitter Dungeoncrawl. If you're interested in playing against the villainous Doctor Magnethands yourself, there's a drinking game that I happen to have written that's available here. If not, then just read on and experience the thrill of justice VICARIOUSLY: Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: The Mad Alchemist!

Welcome to CASTLE GIZMODO, adventurers! Come in! You must be tired. Rest your feet by the IMAGINARY FIRE. Have a cup of IMAGINARY ALE. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin the story of this week's TWITTER DUNGEONCRAWL, where our brave heroes tackled the evil machinations of the MAD ALCHEMIST! Read More >>

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ADVENTURERS! You stand before the IMPOSING GATES of the LAIR OF THE MAD ALCHEMIST! What mad CONCOCTED CREATURES dwell within? Will you best the mysterious IRON GOLEMS that guard the gate? Will you be able to BRAVE THE MIND-WARPING INTERIOR? And will you cast down the MAD ALCHEMIST from his NIGHTMARE WORKSHOP and rescue YOUR ONE TRUE MENTOR? Tune in at noon to FIND OUT. Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Skeleton Hordes!

We're keeping it fantastical with this week's Dungeoncrawl (the direct opposite of keeping it real) as our players take on the role of officers and, uh, robots in the armies of the alliance. Can they defend themselves against the SKELETON HORDES? Can they BEST THE NIGHTMARE QUEEN? Of course they can! READ ON: Read More >>

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"ADVENTURERS! You stand, defiant, against the wrath of the NIGHTMARE QUEEN and her SKELETON ARMIES. Make ready your sword! Rally your troops! Lead them across the blasted wastes, to victory! Will you defend the kingdom from evil? Will you hold back the tide of darkness? Will you listen to a WORD I'm SAYING? Probably not!" Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Dark Elves!

This week, our brave adventurers awaken to find themselves prisoners of the Dark Elves! How will they escape? Will they make it to the surface world and see the light of day again? Where did all these BEES come from? All these questions and more will be answered (badly) in this week's DUNGEONCRAWL: Read More >>

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It's dark here. Real dark. That's how the dark elves like to keep it. You're not sure what you did to piss them off, but they've captured you good and proper and now here you are wasting away in a cell in some shadowy dungeon. Well, no more! Tonight we break out. Tonight we fight back. Tonight we: ESCAPE FROM THE DARK ELF UNDERCITY! Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Anime!

Hey, Dragons are fun, but sometimes you want a break from all those Swords and all that Sorcery. Sometimes you want to jet off into a weird world of Japanese animation and take the piss out of their cultural tropes -- so that's what we did this week on the ANIME DUNGEONCRAWL. Ghosts! Vampires! Giant robots! Problems at their new school! Hovering plush elephants! Nuclear devastation! It's all here. Strap in. Read More >>

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This week's Dungeoncrawl takes us far away from the original concept to the distant lands of Japan with an ANIME DUNGEONCRAWL, combining two great geek tastes that taste great together! Will it take place in a giant robot? Will it take place in your new school? Will it take place in the shattered ruins of Neo-Tokyo? Yes. All of the above. Widen your eyes, wiggle your arms, do that weird sweat droplet thing with your hair and GET KAWAII because shit is about to GO DOWN, JAPANIMATION STYLE. Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Dragons!

Gimmicks like SPACE and HAUNTED HOUSES are all well and good, but we know where the real adventure is: a made-up past with dragons and goblins and wizards in. So this week, to celebrate a month of being allowed to do this, I took the brave dungeoneers on a daring quest UNDER DRAGON MOUNTAIN! Swords! Sorcery! Random capitalisation! It's ALL HERE. Read More >>

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This week, the Dungeoncrawl is going OLD SCHOOL. Expect Dragons. Expect Dungeons. Expect those two things to interact somehow. Maybe the Dragon will own the Dungeon. Maybe it's just renting. We don't know. What we do know is that thrilling (trans: text-based) adventure awaits you and all the other participants in this week's Gizmodo Twitter Dungeoncrawl! So make ready your sword, strengthen your shield arm, slap on your wizard hat, and grab every magic wand you can find. Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Haunted House

So, adventurers! You think you can brave another week spent in the PERIL MINES hewing out RAW TERROR? Perhaps you can. Or perhaps you'll meet a sticky end at the hands of the ghost of Old Man Winters. Or perhaps you'll crash a fucking Death Star into the house and just run rampant all over my carefully-crafted plot. WHO CAN SAY. Read More >>

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Over the last two weeks, we’ve explored Castle Doomskull, bested bears in the depths of Bear Chasm, and rocketed to space. This time, the Gizmodo Dungeoncrawl is going scary. Specifically, spooky haunted house-scary. Pack a spare pair of pants just in case. Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Space!

Another week, another Dungeoncrawl; this time saw our brave adventurers navigate the final frontier -- space. Keen-eyed readers might notice a few discrepancies in the science part of this science fiction, and that's because I was making everything up as I went along. Read More >>

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Over the last two weeks, we've explored Castle Doomskull and we've bested bears in the depths of Bear Chasm. This time, the Gizmodo Dungeoncrawl is going to reach to new heights. Space heights, in fact! So, you know, really high. Read More >>

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Yesterday's Twitter Dungeoncrawl: Bear Chasm

In my second week as official @GizmodoUK dungeonmaster, I gave the players some bear-themed intrigue. They ruined it, of course, because they're bloody players. Read More >>

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