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The Bubble Porn Video: No Nudity, but Extremely NSFW

It was only a matter of time. If you've never heard of bubbling, the ingenious invention of a young, lonely Mormon man that lets your mind turn innocent bikini shots into porn, now's your chance to get acquainted—this time, in video form. And yep, it's just about as porny as you can get without actually being porn. Read More >>

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Airbnb: No Thanks for the "XXX Freak Fest" You Brought to My Home (NSFW)

Dear Brian and the Airbnb team, Usually I am a fan of your service. However, I have a minor bone to pick with you, in that it appears my flat was reserved for some major boning. Read More >>

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This Live-Scroll Shows Porn Search Terms in Real Time (NSFW)

Sexual proclivities are like snowflakes—bizarre, kinky snowflakes. Many are similar but no two are alike, as evidenced by PornMD's (HIGHLY NSFW) live-scroll of global internet porn habits. Read More >>

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Behind the Scenes Pictures of a NSFW Playboy Photoshoot are so Awkward (NSFW)

NSFW. This is NSFW guys. If you don't want to see body parts typical of a Playboy photo shoot, do not click. Anyway. NSFW. Here's a collection of images from photographer Patrick Van Dam's book Playboy Behind The Scenes. It shows how those iconic centerfold sausages are made and how hilariously awkward and unsexy it can be behind the scenes of a Playboy shoot. Read More >>

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Some Guy Got a Random Guy's Facebook Profile Pic Tattooed to His Bum

When we said that Selfless Portraits, an awesome website where strangers drew pictures of other stranger's Facebook profiles, is something we should all totally get behind, we definitely didn't mean this: Joey Jordan took one of those random Facebook profile pictures and got it tattooed on his butt cheek. Now some guy's face from Brazil is on his arse forever. Read More >>

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An Insane John McAfee Teaches You How to Uninstall His Own Software (NSFW)

John McAfee is one weird guy, and this video only serves to bolster that reputation. Uploaded to YouTube last night, it's a hilarious — and entirely NSFW — video which sees the man himself teach you how to uninstall McAfee Antivirus. Read More >>

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Yes, Of Course There Is Kinect Porn [NSFW]

With the announcement that the Xbox One requires Kinect, there's been plenty of outcry that its ever-present robot eyes are creepy. Especially if you want your Xbox in the bedroom. Artist Alejandro Gomez-Arias probably wouldn't mind, though. Hell, he'd probably be into it; he's already starred in his own Kinect porn. Read More >>

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Porn Accidentally Broadcast Live On Greek Evening News (NSFW)

It seems smut gets everywhere, even on the evening news. Legions of Greeks watched in horror as a graphic sex scene played out in the background of a report by the state-owned public broadcaster on the latest unrest across the nation. The news anchor seemed none-the-wiser as to what was happening over his shoulder. Read More >>

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The Male Underwear of the Future Leaves So, So Many Questions Unanswered (NSFW)

Let's start with what we know. This is called a Flash Blue Side String (NSFW). It's made by a French undergarment company called Alter out of a "high elastic" content fabric. Here's what we don't know: Literally anything else that is going on here. Read More >>

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Officially NSFW: YouTube's Naked Lady Problem (NSFW)

Until last week, I'd never actually listened to anything that Robin Thicke had released. Then someone dropped Blurred Lines into our group chat. And, well, I liked it. Because, well, nekkid. Rather than disappear into a cloud of censorship, the YouTube left the video up for six days. Read More >>

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Smartphones Have Ruined Our Ability to Make Wasted Fools of Ourselves

The modern smartphone, for all its utility as a way of capturing crimes in process, waddling babies, and public disasters, has one chilling effect on society: it's now dangerous to get insanely fucked up in public. And that's a damn shame. Read More >>

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Naked Human Bodies Jumping Up and Down in 2000FPS Is Not Flattering

Jiggle. Blubber. Bounce. Gravity's a bitch. It's especially unforgiving if you jump up and down naked while getting filmed at 2000FPS. That sort of slow motion camera work exposes all the extra meat we carry on our bodies. LA video artist Michael Haussman captured naked people in slow motion to show you what you're missing. Read More >>

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Valibation: The Disease of Always Being on Your Phone (NSFW)

If you have 20 minutes, you should watch Valibation. It's a short film directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson (he's done a Harold and Kumar movie but this is nothing like that) that shows how being addicted to your phone can turn into a disease where the phone actually becomes a part of you. It's dark, it's weird and it's revealing — would we want our phones to be a part of us? That's not an automatic no, right? Read More >>

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There Is Such Thing As a Flipboard for Porn and It's Called Faploid (NSFW)

If you ever used Flipboard and wished there was a version just for porn, you're in luck. Faploid is what you have been waiting for. It's a service that'll give you personalised pornos based on your particular tastes. No more scouring the net, what you like will come straight to you! Read More >>

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Porn Star Demographics, Visualised

Jon Millward deosn't watch porn like the average man: instead, he sees it as a heaving data set to analyse and graph. No, really. That's why he's visualised porn star demographics to work out what the typical, ahem, actress look like. Read More >>

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Porn Star Internet Memes: Naked Harlem Shake (NSFW)

Because every single person on the Internet decided to force induce viralness by not really doing the Harlem Shake while making those ridiculous Harlem Shake videos, it's time to kill this meme with a "Harlem Shake" video that no one can ever top: Porn Stars doing a naked "Harlem Shake". Yep, naked. Read More >>

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