When we last spent some video-time with Vice's interent love pioneer Karley "Slutever" Sciortino, she had hopped over to London to meet her anonymous online sex slave. But while in the neighborhood, why not meet up with one more? Read More >

Absoloo, the French e-retailer of XXX items, has come out with a generous offer to accompany the recent release of Blizzard Entertainment's fantasy game Diablo III. Read More >

It might be a little passive aggressive, but here's a hilarious way to stop your neighbours from having cat-howling, bunny-bumping, orgasmic tongue-screaming sex: record their moans and post the audio file to Soundcloud for all the internet to hear. Read More >

Finding love online isn't easy. The prospect of meeting Mr. or Ms. Right seems to turn everyone into porn star used car salesmen. Luckily for you, dear dater, Vice's Brian Moylan knows exactly what everyone's lying about. Read More >

Did you know that the first vibrator in history may have been invented by Egyptian Queen Cleopatra? Apparently, she had the idea to fill a hollow gourd with angry bees. The violent buzzing caused the gourd to vibrate and then... well, then, the rest is history. Read More >

Though the pleasure you receive from using a sex toy is typically priceless, some sex toys are so ridiculously expensive it can't be worth it. Like £2,100 for a Unicorn Butt Plug or £8,300 for a vibrator? Yeesh. Read More >

The worst album covers of all time made me miss the good old times of record shops. These books, however, just scare me. They scare me because, with the advent of personal digital book publishing, things are probably going to get even worse. Read More >

Sure, we've al had sadistic sex slavery relationships online, luxuriating in the attention from a masked dude who lavishes gifts upon us. But how many of us fly to London to meet them? This daring lady did. Read More >

If you were curious as to how a dead Tupac and Nate Dogg were going to "perform" at Coachella, well, here it is. Not looking a day over 25, the digitally created Tupac Shakur hologram acknowledged the Coachella crowd and rapped two of his songs. Read More >

Boobstagram. You already know what it is. Hell, you're not even reading this anymore. You're already on page 3. Don't worry, there's plenty more to go. As of right now, there are 53 pages of Instagram boob pictures. You got a full day of NSFW work ahead of you. Read More >

Here's one way to reduce testicular cancer: make people choose between using a BlackBerry and examining their balls to prevent death. Read More >

All this digital music stuff has destroyed one of my old guilty pleasures. No, not listening all day long to the warm sound, the pops and crackles of Delicate Sound of Thunder on my father's big cans. I'm talking about flipping through album covers at record stores. Read More >

First, take a deep breath. You don't have to see the photo unless you click on it below. With that out of the way, prepare for some bad news about in-ear headphones… yes, the very same ones I have championed on Evolver.fm, as well as on CNET and Wired.com over the past decade or so. Read More >

Artist Luciano Foglia's app filled with circles, triangles, rhombi, rectangles and other geometric shapes was rejected by Apple recently because of "excessively objectionable or crude content." That's right: An app filled with geometry was considered too explicit and pornographic for the App Store. Read More >

After a spate of recently-hacked phone nudes, it's clear our advice to never shoot pictures of your own junk isn't going to catch on. So if you're going to do it, at least do it well. Here's how to make your naked shots shine. Read More >