Let's start with what we know. This is called a Flash Blue Side String (NSFW). It's made by a French undergarment company called Alter out of a "high elastic" content fabric. Here's what we don't know: Literally anything else that is going on here. Read More >>

Until last week, I'd never actually listened to anything that Robin Thicke had released. Then someone dropped Blurred Lines into our group chat. And, well, I liked it. Because, well, nekkid. Rather than disappear into a cloud of censorship, the YouTube left the video up for six days. Read More >>

The modern smartphone, for all its utility as a way of capturing crimes in process, waddling babies, and public disasters, has one chilling effect on society: it's now dangerous to get insanely fucked up in public. And that's a damn shame. Read More >>

Jiggle. Blubber. Bounce. Gravity's a bitch. It's especially unforgiving if you jump up and down naked while getting filmed at 2000FPS. That sort of slow motion camera work exposes all the extra meat we carry on our bodies. LA video artist Michael Haussman captured naked people in slow motion to show you what you're missing. Read More >>

If you have 20 minutes, you should watch Valibation. It's a short film directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson (he's done a Harold and Kumar movie but this is nothing like that) that shows how being addicted to your phone can turn into a disease where the phone actually becomes a part of you. It's dark, it's weird and it's revealing — would we want our phones to be a part of us? That's not an automatic no, right? Read More >>

If you ever used Flipboard and wished there was a version just for porn, you're in luck. Faploid is what you have been waiting for. It's a service that'll give you personalised pornos based on your particular tastes. No more scouring the net, what you like will come straight to you! Read More >>

Jon Millward deosn't watch porn like the average man: instead, he sees it as a heaving data set to analyse and graph. No, really. That's why he's visualised porn star demographics to work out what the typical, ahem, actress look like. Read More >>

Because every single person on the Internet decided to force induce viralness by not really doing the Harlem Shake while making those ridiculous Harlem Shake videos, it's time to kill this meme with a "Harlem Shake" video that no one can ever top: Porn Stars doing a naked "Harlem Shake". Yep, naked. Read More >>

Yeah, yeah, I know, Valentine's Day is just a consumerist Hallmark holiday, not really a celebration of true love, blah blah blah. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with this extra-special evening -- so rather than jewellery or flowers, why don't you increase the luuuurve with something that makes your beloved go "ooh" and "aah." Literally. Oh, and NSFW, because...duh? Read More >>

"Memes I'd Like to F**k" is a pretty self-explanatory idea, really. It's internet memes, acted out by porn stars—with their clothes on, mostly. They're by porno house Wood Rocket, and actually, they're probably a smart way to get wider exposure for the sex-actors. As it were. Read More >>

When selling your unwanted Christmas presents and other crap on eBay, it's important to, you know, put a good picture up with your listing so people can see everything they're buying. But hell, be sure to check you're not caught short showing your bits to the world in the background, OK? Read More >>

Some Chinese company decided that having regular booth babes at their CES shack wasn't enough. Instead, they used naked women in some sort of artsy-fartsy installation that was supposed to illustrate the advantages of whatever products they were selling. Read More >>

I don't know what it is about MS Paint but it instantly lightens up any picture but it works magic. Just take a look at PornEdits, a website that takes porn scenes and transforms them into hilarious comics with the (lack of) power of MS Paint. I can't get enough of it. Read More >>

The producers of the incoming Evil Dead reboot had no doubts that a remake of an absolute classic would have to go no-holds-barred to justify its existence. If this horrifying trailer is anything to go by, they've succeeded, and then some. Read More >>

We didn't see this coming: Google Image Search is no longer showing sexually explicit images for many popular queries. What the hell is going on? Read More >>