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Some Hi-Tech Sex Toys to Give Your Valentine's Date a Little More...Buzz

Yeah, yeah, I know, Valentine's Day is just a consumerist Hallmark holiday, not really a celebration of true love, blah blah blah. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with this extra-special evening -- so rather than jewellery or flowers, why don't you increase the luuuurve with something that makes your beloved go "ooh" and "aah." Literally. Oh, and NSFW, because...duh? Read More >>

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Porn Stars Acting Out Internet Memes: The Most Confusing-Sexy Thing You'll See Today

"Memes I'd Like to F**k" is a pretty self-explanatory idea, really. It's internet memes, acted out by porn stars—with their clothes on, mostly. They're by porno house Wood Rocket, and actually, they're probably a smart way to get wider exposure for the sex-actors. As it were. Read More >>

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This Is How Not to Sell Your Unwanted Crap on Ebay (NSFW)

When selling your unwanted Christmas presents and other crap on eBay, it's important to, you know, put a good picture up with your listing so people can see everything they're buying. But hell, be sure to check you're not caught short showing your bits to the world in the background, OK? Read More >>

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These (Nearly) Naked Women Were Selling Phones (or Something) at CES

Some Chinese company decided that having regular booth babes at their CES shack wasn't enough. Instead, they used naked women in some sort of artsy-fartsy installation that was supposed to illustrate the advantages of whatever products they were selling. Read More >>

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PornEdits Transforms Porn Scenes into Ridiculous Comics with MS Paint

I don't know what it is about MS Paint but it instantly lightens up any picture but it works magic. Just take a look at PornEdits, a website that takes porn scenes and transforms them into hilarious comics with the (lack of) power of MS Paint. I can't get enough of it. Read More >>

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The Evil Dead Remake Trailer Is Epically NSFW

The producers of the incoming Evil Dead reboot had no doubts that a remake of an absolute classic would have to go no-holds-barred to justify its existence. If this horrifying trailer is anything to go by, they've succeeded, and then some. Read More >>

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Google Is Blocking Porn (Duh, NSFW)

We didn't see this coming: Google Image Search is no longer showing sexually explicit images for many popular queries. What the hell is going on? Read More >>

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Are There Any Scientifically Proven Methods to Enlarge Your Penis?

No, there are not. And while some of you may think this is common knowledge, rest assured that it is not. Men have spent hundreds of millions of pounds on penile enlargement products in the hope that they actually work. However, there are two scientifically-tested ,non-miracle methods actually work. Read More >>

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The Most Infamous Sexts of 2012 (NSFW)

Hacked pictures. FBI inbox sweeps. Cameras pointed at mirrors. This year was full of horny, naked Internet. Read More >>

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An Iron and Steel Mill Company Decided to Make a Calendar Filled with Naked Girls and Melted Metal

For some reason, a Belarusian iron and steel mill made a calendar using its naked women workers. That's sort of normal, I guess. But the iron and steel mill wanted to make sure anyone who saw this calendar knew it was theirs by superimposing images of melting metal, wire looms, burning steel, cables, fences and anything else you would never associate with a beautiful woman on their naked skin. It's hilariously weird. Read More >>

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Here's Where the Naked Pics You Sexted Will End Up

IsAnyoneUp.com had one simple, brilliantly malicious premise: submit completely naked pictures of your ex (or anyone you dislike), completely anonymously. The ultimate Internet revenge, viewed by a quarter of a million people every day. It shut down. Now it's back. Read More >>

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The Lost Pictures Found in Old Motorola Razrs Sold on eBay Are Pretty Epic

Even though we had crappier phones with crappier cameras, most of us still loved to document our not so crappy lives on our phones. New York artist Kyle M. F. Williams bought 44 Razr phones on eBay and found that "half of them still had texts, sexts, pics, and vids." He put them all together in a book. Read More >>

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Facebook Took Down This Picture Because It Thinks Elbows Are Boobs

Elbows and boobs. Both are great in their own special ways, but they are definitely not the same thing. You and I might know that well enough, but it seems that Facebook has a little more trouble with the distinction. That's why they took down this elbowlicious picture. Read More >>

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Reviewer Has Sex With His iPhone 5

The iPhone 5 is longer, it has a smaller port, and some people think it's boring. But you can't really form an opinion on a prestige piece of hardware like this until you've had sex with it. Read More >>

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Dress Up Your NSFW Photos with Peekiegram's Fancy Frames and Boarders

You spend all this time taking the most strategic and appealing photos of yourself, to send to...whomever is in your life to get them, but what if you don't want to give too much away too early? Read More >>

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Die Laughing Listening to Morgan Freeman Read Fifty Shades of Grey

Ok, so it not really the venerable Morgan Freeman, but Josh Robert Thompson, aka "More Than Freeman", and various voices from the awesome Family Guy and Cleveland Show. But still. It's utterly hilarious, and definitely NSFW, well, the audio is anyway. So, if you've got headphones, whack 'em in and just go for it. [YouTube via BuzzFeed] Read More >>

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