The public deserves to know.
HIV transmission is a complex process with factors beyond just who you sleep with and how.
This is a peanut worm. It is an animal. Not a penis. But it looks like a penis.
Stop putting your penis near spiders then, mate.
Probably safe for work.
*Joke about Jeremy Clarkson signing a contract with Sky or ITV*
Ass was pretty bad, but the global 8th grade iPhone 4S giggle-fest continues. Georgian Gizmodo reader Shota (from the country, no the state, homie) says "siri" is the Georgian word for "cock." Not the bird. This should be good.