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Thousands of Birds Flock Together to Create a Giant Penis in the Sky

What you're looking at are the beautifully flowing murmurations of starlings. Hundreds, often thousands, sometimes millions of birds fly together as a flock to create these fluid formations in the sky. They twist, they turn, they curve, they stiffen straight—they're awesome. And sometimes they make shapes that are amusing to the immature mind. Like the photo above, where thousands of starlings formed to create a penis. Clever birds. Read More >>

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Sorry Guys, Science Says Penis Size Does Matter

No matter what you tell yourself -- that it's not the size the counts, it's what you do with it -- science has just proven that it's all bunk. The size of your male member does count, and in fact, it's as attractive to women as height. Read More >>

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Sea Slug's Detachable Penis Grows Back Again and Again After Sex

A penis would rank pretty high on any list of body parts you'd want to be able to grow back if lost. The more replacement penises the better. And for the first time, Japanese biologists have found an animal that can do just that. Read More >>

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If You Have the Tiniest Penis in Denmark, You Will Get a Free iPhone 5

How far will you go to get a free iPhone 5? What about embarrassing yourself in front of your entire country claiming that you have the tiniest penis in your homeland? Read More >>

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Smartphones Win Size Battle Against Human Penises

Gizmodo alumnus John Herrman's penis size is unknown, but I'm sure it's proportional to the size of his genius and this awesome chart proves it. Attenshun, people of the world with average genitals! Today is the day smartphones' screens became larger than your penis, thanks to the Samsung Galaxy Note II and its 5.5-inch HD super AMOLED screen. [Buzzfeed] Read More >>

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The Exact Day Phones Will Be Bigger Than Your Penis

Noted penis-blogger John Herrman has dug up a deeply disturbing fact: At the rate we're going, mobile phone screens will outgrow the average human penis length before the end of the year. October 2nd, 2012. This is happening, people. Read More >>

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Siri Is Also the Georgian Word for Penis

Ass was pretty bad, but the global 8th grade iPhone 4S giggle-fest continues. Georgian Gizmodo reader Shota (from the country, no the state, homie) says "siri" is the Georgian word for "cock." Not the bird. This should be good. Read More >>

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