The cast of nightmarish TV show Geordie Shore were tasked with coming up with a type of perfume. They decided the delightful smell of the doner kebab would be the sort of thing ladies would like to stick behind their ears.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz... OK, maybe just the perfume then?
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