UKube-1
space
Glaswegian Space Firm Ready for Big Time with Nano Satellite Launch

The small-scale privateer space race is about to kick off in Glasgow, with local firm Clyde Space preparing to whack its first UKube-1 nanosatellite project into orbit later this year. Read More >>

Stem Cells
science
Engineering 3D-Printed Stem Cells

While much has been said on the topic of 3D printing within the context of the maker movement, it is in the medical world where arguably the most important advances are being made. Scientists at the Heriot-Watt University in Scotland have recently proven they can print human embryonic stem cells, a breakthrough which has the potential to revolutionise organ replacement in the coming years. Read More >>

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transport
Glasgow is Going to Be the UK’s Smartest City (Updated)

Normally, when someone says 'Glasgow', you don't instantly think "smart city at the cutting edge of connected services and consumer technology". (I'll leave what really pops into people's minds to the imagination.) The government, however, wants a super-smart Glasgow to be a reality, so they're pumping in £24m to make it happen. Read More >>

brewmeister-armageddon
booze
Scottish Brewery Creates World’s Strongest Beer (That Causes One Massive Hangover)

So, they say the world is going to end this year, and it looks like a Scottish brewery has got just the right stuff to celebrate the catastrophic event, with a rather potent 65 per cent beer aptly named Armageddon, which just so happens to (apparently) be the world's strongest. Read More >>

Woman
wtf
Scots Slap Young Drivers With Anti-Speeding Box

There are already lots of limits on speeding -- fixed cameras, police patrols, average speed cameras -- but for the ever-dangerous youth in Scotland, the police want more. Much more. Read More >>

Lock ness
science
American Children are Actually Taught Nessie Is Real

No, really. Children in some US schools are being taught that the Loch Ness monster is a living dinosaur, as evidence against evolution. What the hell? Read More >>

neverseconds
internet
Did a Local Council Close Down a Girl’s School Lunches Blog So It Could Grab Headlines?

The bizarre and rather popular NeverSeconds blog, which featured photos of the school dinners served up to a Scottish schoolgirl each day, has been told to stop publishing photos due to pressure from the local council. Twitter's up in arms about this crushing of a brave young blogger's enthusiasm. Read More >>

Falkirk clinger
watch this
Crazy Woman Drives Through a Scottish Town With an Innocent Man Attached to Her Car Bonnet

I thought this kind of thing only happening in the movies, but apparently not. A woman used her car as a battering ram, collecting an innocent man who had to cling to her bonnet for dear life, as she attempted to get away from a shop security guard. Read More >>

Whisky
booze
Whisky Matured In Space Could Be an Absolutely Genius Idea Out of Scotland

What’s better than a fine single malt? How about one that’s been matured in zero g? Space whisky is here, thanks to a Scottish distillery that decided to blast a barrel up to the ISS for a bit of out-of-this world maturing. Read More >>

Pirates
piracy
The UK’s Friendly Neighbourhood Pirate Party Trains Its Guns on Scotland and Manchester

Following Sweden and Germany’s lead, we have our own branch of the Pirate Party attempting to swashbuckle its way into power here in the UK; now it’s drawing a broadside on May’s local elections in both Scotland and Manchester. The Pirate Party UK aims to fight anti-piracy laws (and ACTA); reduce copyright to just 10 years, and allow non-commercial file sharing -- hollywood, the BPI and their lawyers are really going love them. Read More >>

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health
New Hospital Alarm System Shames Scottish Smokers into Stopping

There's no smoking in front of Forth Valley Royal Hospital in Scotland — the sign says so — though nobody really paid attention to it. That's why the hospital installed a loudspeaker-backed smoke alarm commanding cigarette scofflaws — in no uncertain terms — to cut that crap out. Read More >>

D-Box seats
movies
Who Needs Films in 3D When You Can Get 4D Cinema in the UK?

Cineworld’s currently upgrading a few select cinemas into the 4th dimension – it’s going to shake you into life, literally. Read More >>

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watch this
The Ultimate Test of Siri’s Accent-Deciphering Skills: Scotland

Siri has been tested in the interpretation of accents across the country, but she meets her match with the utterly amazing dialect of the proud Scottish people. To be fair, how many actual humans would know how to respond to a request for a "jammy dodger like a f*ckin jam sandwich"? Read More >>

News flash
wtfriday
Naked Blonde Gives Scotland a News Flash

Scots interested in Ed Miliband’s leadership of the Labour Party got a bit more than they bargained for this week, when a bouncing naked blonde appeared in the background of a STV news broadcast. Read More >>

scottish-fibre
internet
BT Investing £2.5bn on Bringing Fibre to 34 Scottish Exchanges

BT has announced plans to hook more Scottish home and businesses up to its next-gen fibre network, eventually allowing another 277,000 homes to connect to faster fibre-based products. Read More >>