Can you blame them?
Sexual selection has made birds evolve some pretty strange behaviour.
If you haven’t taken a moment to really look at butterflies, you’re missing out.
T. rubrum just isn’t getting any, and doesn't particularly need to.
Better safe than sorry.
Men may continue smashing it without fear of it damaging their sex stuff.
Shout out to Bangiomorpha pubescens.
No matter where we live or how we celebrate it, Christmas cheer gets us in the mood.
It all started with a simple post-infection recovery prostate massage.
Abstinence doesn't necessarily protect you from the virus, so get vaccinated even if you're not sexually active.
Of the gay sort too, so don't click on this one, grandad.
You might have to tell the pharmacist why you want it, though.
Talk about an invasion of privacy.
They blew all the R&D budget on getting the tits right.
For everyone who uses Twitter as a top smut destination, don’t fret.
It might be time to start thinking about what the future of sex crimes looks like.
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