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Apple Just Can’t Keep iCloud In the Air

Today, iTunes Match went down. Yesterday, it was iMessage and FaceTime. Since launching iCloud to the public on October 12th, 2011, Apple just hasn't been able to keep its cloud-based services airborne. Read More >>

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How Apple Told Siri its Daddy Forstall Was Leaving the Company

Poor old Siri has lost its daddy, with Apple's iOS boss Scott Forstall recently leaving the company under slightly dodgy circumstances. Here's how Siri learned of the news of the departure of its creator. And if you're reading this, Siri, we've never really liked you very much either. [AllThingsD] Read More >>

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Google Voice Search Vs. Siri UK-Style

OK, so we've seen how Google's new voice search app handles itself against Siri in the US, but what about in good old Blighty? Siri's been notoriously crap in the UK, and only recently stopped annoying the hell out of us with "I'm sorry... only in US English and in the United States." So, which one's better in the UK? Google's voice search or Siri? Read More >>

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Google Voice Search Vs. Siri: Who’s the Best iPhone Assistant?

With Google's release of its brand new search app for iOS, we decided to put Siri in the ring with Voice Search — now available on your iPhone — to see if she could defend her own turf. Read More >>

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Siri Lobotimised in China to Stop it Thinking About Prostitutes

Apple's Siri personal assistant, which got into a little bit of trouble for suggesting places once could pick up accommodating ladies in China, has had the sex-finding part of its brain removed by Apple's tech people. Read More >>

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Siri’s In Trouble Because It’ll Help You Get Laid In China

Apple's virtual assistant has been a little too kind to customers in China, causing a bit of a fuss after it answered questions about where users could find themselves a highly rated local prostitute. Read More >>

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What Siri Thinks of Your Favourite Movies

Siri sometimes says crazy things that don't quite match up with what you've asked. But the Verge has discovered that she has some pretty strong opinions when it comes to movies. Read More >>

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The New Apple: It Doesn’t Just Work

Some people willingly overpay for half-baked features in obscure gadgets. These are the early adopters of the world, and they know full well that the things they buy will not work perfectly. Hiccups and glitches are just part of the contract, the accepted trade-off for being first. Read More >>

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iOS 5 Versus iOS 6 Face-Off: Siri Is Finally Useful in the UK

Believe it or not, new Siri on iOS 6 might actually be useful in the UK, finally doing what you ask instead of spitting out the "Only in the US" rubbish we're used to. We took new Siri from the final, release version of iOS 6 for a quick test run, and put it up against crappy old, iOS 5 Siri. Read More >>

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Apple Might Bring Siri Voice Control to Macs

Dictation on the Mac is pretty nice, for what it is, but Apple isn't the first to pull that off. According to a new patent application though, it might be eyeing something more ambitious: full Siri control on the Mac. Read More >>

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Siri’s Grandfather Is One Creepy Old Man

Even Apple's Siri, arguably the cutting-edge of synthesised computer voices, sounds incredibly fake. To the point where you'd think that field of research has only been around for about 10 years. But shockingly it dates back to the 1930s—80+ years ago! Read More >>

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RIM Getting in on the Siri Clone Scene With BB10 Voice Assistant

RIM is set to jump on the clumsy voice control/personal assistant bandwagon, with developers reporting that the latest BlackBerry 10 OS alpha code has been updated to feature a selection of voice-activated personal assistant features. Read More >>

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Martin Scorsese Likes Siri; Thinks She’s “Going Places”

The latest installment in Apple's arsenal of celebrity Siri promos is here, featuring a very peppy Martin Scorsese headed downtown in a yellow NYC taxi. Marty makes the most of his time alone with his virtual assistant, switching around appointments and consulting her for the downtown traffic report. Read More >>

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Google Search Beats the Crap Out of Siri In 1600 Question Test

Pitting Google search against Siri using a monster 1600-question test shows how useful Siri really is: not at all. Google answered correctly 86 per cent of the time. Siri achieved just 68 per cent accuracy. At that point, it's not much better than a crystal ball. Read More >>