Apple Doesn't Get That U2 is Really Not Cool
The ageing Irish rockers have been wheeled out for another Apple promo.
The ageing Irish rockers have been wheeled out for another Apple promo.
Not happy about album cover's man-cuddle photo.
The playing of U2 being trialled in select branches to make people pack their bags and get out quicker.
So, if you were one of the 81 million people subjected to the enforced auditory experience, at least Bono is sorry.
Ozzy Osbourne has declared the much-maligned U2/Apple album partnership "fucking selfish" in a typically enjoyable diatribe.
Edge funds: the musician's long-embattled plan to bank-roll the building of five mansions in Malibu has been given the go-ahead.
For all the haters who despise the very concept of Songs of Innocence casually rubbing up against their curated iTunes collection, Apple just published a very quick one-click fix to rid your life of the Irish menace forever.
U2's manager Guy Oseary has revealed that Apple is working on a new album format for iTunes. Here's hoping for a "Free Gunge Bono mini game" as part of the package.
Bono may be a charitable man, but he isn't that charitable.
U2's new album moves in...ahem... mysterious ways to automatically pop itself into your iTunes library.
In addition to performing at tonight's Apple event, U2 are expected to reveal an integration with Apple's products that is connected to their next album.
"This is modesty run amok. This is the Apple way," says the elevated rock star.
Taking a spin in a U-2 spy plane isn't like hopping on a regional trip to grandma's house — pilots cruise at a staggering 21,300 metres. How high is that? High enough to require a spacesuit.
