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Vertu’s New Android: Handmade in England, Dog Ugly, and £7,000

Vertu, the purveyors of luxury cell phones, has announced its latest waste of money. Called the Ti, it's handmade in England and can be yours for the princely sum of £7,000. Read More >>

February 12, 2013 - 1:15pm
By Jamie Condliffe
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Featured comment by Bhenn:
"Sorry dude. Got me at a bad moment I guess. Let us put this silliness behind us." More »

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Nokia Selling Luxury Vertu Brand for Unsurprisingly Sky-High Asking Price

Nokia's odd Vertu brand, which makes posh-looking and very expensive telephones (and pimped USB cables) for rich people who haven't yet joined the iPhone club, is up for sale. Read More >>

April 30, 2012 - 10:00am
By Gary Cutlack
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Featured comment by Darrell Jones:
"Yes, but surely everyone has a butler for that nowadays." More »

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You Won’t Believe How Much This USB Cable Costs

I've long been over the ridiculously overpriced-ness of idiotic Vertu phones. 300 grand for a dumbphone? Whatever, the stupid rich who spend that stupidly are beyond saving anyway. But Vertu has hit a new low (or high?) with this one: a £121 Vertu USB cable. Read More >>

January 3, 2012 - 4:00pm
By Casey Chan
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Featured comment by cybershrike:
"And just because they inherited or married rich doesn't mean their not intelligent, and don't make great purchases. To them it's not stupid, it's ..." More »

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At Least One Part of Nokia is Still Making Money

While Nokia may be axing a further 3,500 jobs from its main handset division, one part of Nokia, Vertu, is on the up and up. Read More >>

September 30, 2011 - 6:00pm
By Sam Gibbs
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Featured comment by neurasthenique:
"Seems to be the best way to make money is to sell something completely useless to the absolute richest." More »

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