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The Empire Responds to the White House’s Rejection of the Death Star and Calls Out Earth for Being a Coward

The US is not getting a Death Star. The White House made that official. But what does the Galactic Empire think about Earth abandoning our Death Star project? Well, they think our "unimaginatively named planet" is filled with cowards! Read More >>

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This Isn’t the White House Response to the Death Star Petition You’re Looking For

Remember that US government petition, that asked for a Death Star, with a straight face and all. Well, surprise! It's not happening, and here's why: Read More >>

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Of Course There’s an Official White House Petition That Wants the US to Build a Death Star By 2016

In perhaps the best use of the White House's official "We the People" petition system (just like the government's e-petition thing), a group of faceless signatures want America to secure funding and resources in order to begin construction on a Death Star by 2016. Yes, a Death Star. Read More >>