Mrs Claus declared non-canon.
“There is zero evidence they are ancient and zero evidence they are effective.”
It’s far from the first study to suggest that young people today are more depressed than they were in past generations.
"Here you go, mum" *slides bag of fries across table* (or "Ma-ma ma ma maaaah, I'm lovin' you")
No need to demand the tanks are drained in public as it's to raise awareness of societal inequities.
New range of less crunchy, smaller bagged lady snacks are coming to 1950s 2018.
More women than men indulge in the odd bit of binge drinking.
"Put the golf club down, Alastair, they're the same as us."
There are so many hidden figures around us everyday, and we should celebrate them now—not in 20 or 30 years.
App to do this if you're worried about being the one who doesn't give his or her seat up.
Science says that so it's not sexist or anything.
The announcement could threaten important research, while also undermining those who are most affected, namely women, children, and the poor.
Whatever your choice in questionable metaphor for the act of tidying up one’s pubic hair, listen up.
Hitting the power button three times will alert authorities to the phone user's plight.
"Whoops, need to wipe that off her cute little nose."
The sex-crazed genitalia-people at Pornhub Towers have done it again.