Look at this joke of an image. It's so stupidly absurd that either the Chinese government photoshoppers didn't really give a f*ck about it, or they are the most incompetent Photoshop operators on the planet. Read More >
Apparently Nokia's new flagship, the Lumia 900, is as hard as nails, literally. Having tested the phone's glass and found it to be super tough, the next logical step is see how it would hold up against a couple of nails and a hammer, obviously. Read More >
The Fresno Police busted 54-year-old Randy Smith for strutting around Fresno with a homemade shotgun hidden in the plastic shell of a Super Soaker. Look at this guy. That dude walking around with a plastic toy. How could that arouse suspicion? Read More >
Apparently Britain is positively overflowing with owls that have been turfed out of their homes. Potter fans that fell in love with the wizard's mail-delivering pet owl, Hedwig, all went out and bought one. Now that Potter's all done and dusted the poor owls are getting dumped too. Read More >
Featured comment by darkly:
"You should sue. I think you'd have a really good case. I'm thinking of suing Spielberg due to his negligence in releasing 'Jurassic Park'. I hold him ..." More »
Featured comment by Jon D:
"I cant see how this was not on purpose. Surely they would have had to put money in the dryer before it would turn on?" More »
Featured comment by micrighteous:
"Everything Fox News reports on is a lie. Even truth once reported on Fox News becomes a lie.
This will be the first and only time I hope I mention ..." More »
Jack White previously lashed out at the people behind the annual record book, ranting about how they denied his (apparently) rightful place as a holder of the world's shortest concert. I doubt the White Stripes were as sweaty as the above image after that one-note gig, but now the compilers behind the Guinness Book of World Records have responded to his comments about the sweat-free show. Read More >
Featured comment by Cortez:
"Talentless or not, he is a spectacularly huge prick. Takes himself FAR too seriously - and expects everyone else to as well.
Well I don't." More »
Yesterday, Apple caused a little bit of a storm by censoring the word "jailbreak" in the US iTunes Store, making many jailbroken users slightly paranoid about the state of their phone. Read More >
It's always going to be a little bit awkward when you don't get invited to your own building that you designed. As Zaha Hadid describes as being just plain "rude," the Olympic Games failed to give her an invitation to the £269-million Aquatics Centre that she painstakingly designed and built over eight years. Read More >
Featured comment by Sabashe_to_the_MAX:
"What about the engineers who are responsible for actually making this thing work/not fall down? Do they all get an invite to the opening and the event..." More »
Poor old "funny troller" David Thorne found himself victim of yet another frustrating scenario, when his neighbour installed a terawatt security lamp that illuminated his bedroom with "the light of a thousand suns". So David took the bulb out and put it in his neighbour's post box. More than once. Read More >
Featured comment by Tacos:
"Personally, I loved the Ten formal complaints on his website. Can't help but tear up laughing each time I read them." More »
Apple really doesn't want you to jailbreak your iPhone. So much so, that it has reportedly started filtering the term "jailbreak" in the US iTunes store. The search results still turn up, but most of them show up as "j*******k." Oh f**k. Read More >
Featured comment by jehla:
"This is far less important than my copy of rize of the phenix from itunes coming with the censored front cover... I mean, really?" More »
Spotted on the Central line tube in London: A chap reading (and annotating!) some paperwork titled "The Basics: What is a penis extender?" True, he was probably an overworked copywriter working on a particularly-embarrassing project as Reddit commenters suggest, but please don't rain on my parade anymore than the existence of penis extenders already have, mmmkay? Click below for a more detailed, erm, read. [Reddit via @IanVisits] Read More >
Y'know when your parents tell you to be careful of what you're doing on the Internet -- don't go meeting strangers, don't give your phone number away, no personal details -- that kinda thing; I took their advice with a pinch of salt, and only never did that online dating thing. And I was right to be cautious about that, unlike this other fella who had quite the hard time when he went to meet his online date. Read More >
What happens when you leave your GPS in the car under a blazing sun and its batteries are not in the best of conditions? Well, it may explode and burn—like this one in the photo—melting your dashboard. Read More >
Some criminal masterminds in Florida thought that stealing equipment from the Florida Hospital Center for Diagnostic Pathology was a brilliant idea. Now they have £300,000 in medical machines—loaded with flesh eating bacteria. Read More >
Featured comment by flynndean:
"My only point was that the waste had not yet left the facility. The Doctors might not be personally responsible for the removal of waste, but the depa..." More »
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