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Insane Clowns Ready Juggalo Bitcoins for Rubbish Rap Fans

Not content with already having their own festival, social network and wrestling league, the Juggalo group now also has its own payment system the JuggaloCoin, which it's hoping to roll out across all of its events, including the Gathering of the Juggalos and on the Insane Clown Posse website. Read More >>

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Sugar Cum Pills Turn Your 'Happy Time' Secretions Into Dessert

Some people love it, some people hate it, but when in the throes of passion one ventures south, the inevitable finale can quite literally leave a sour taste in the mouth. Unless you've invested in a pack of Sugar Cum pills, that is. Read More >>

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Where the F-Word Comes From

In its various incarnations, the F-word can be a noun, verb, adjective, and even an infix. The multi-tool of the English language, the F-bomb has been adding emphasis, vulgarity and spice to our conversations for longer than anyone can remember. Read More >>

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Not Lovin' It: McDonald's Receipt Tattoo Must be the Worst Ink Ever

There's a new challenger for the coveted title of "Worst Tattoo of All Time, Ever". Introducing the McTattoo, good to go with a Big Mac, fries and a side-order of stupid. Read More >>

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Michael Gove Mentally Scars Some Innocent School Children With Rap Attempt

Michael Gove, the actual Micheal Gove off the telly and out of the government, has done a little bit of rapping. Admitting to being a fan of the genre, Gove claims the first rap he heard was in mainstream 1982 pop atrocity Wham Rap, a track he then went on to repeat a little of for the amusement of some children. Read More >>

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Dumb News Presenter Compares MH370 Hunt to That of Noah's Ark

Fox News presenter Bill Hemmer mentally copied and pasted some wrong imaginary facts into his live report on the current whereabouts of flight MH370, comparing its disappearance and the subsequent search to that of the Titanic and, er, Noah's Ark. Read More >>

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Dead Shrew Flavour Kettle Chips Perform Poorly With Test Audience

A lucky couple responsibly enjoying a pack of Kettle Chips as part of a balanced diet were shocked and literally disgusted by the contents of the packet, finding a dead rodent at the bottom of the bag halfway through eating it. Read More >>

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Cigarette-Smoking Bird Starts London House Fire

A mysterious house fire was eventually pinned on a bird by investigators, who decided that the only possible explanation for a roof fire was a bird carrying a partially lit cigarette home for a few relaxing puffs in its nest. The fire brigade believes the bird fell asleep and the cigarette set its sofa and nest alight, taking out the roof of several flats in the process. [LFB via BBC] Read More >>

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George Michael Thinks Cannabis Briefly Gave Him a West Country Accent

Let's go outside, George Michael; you're definitely in need of some fresh air if you truly believe that smoking a few joints could make you contract a wholly different accent. Read More >>

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Giant Cask Wine Sculpture Considered "Art" Down Under

Cottesloe Beach, where I spent many of my summers back in Perth, has been festooned with a, um, sculpture depicting one of Australia's most-loved -- and mocked -- inventions, the cask wine bag. Or "goon juice," if you're from down under. Read More >>

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French Woman to Marry Boyfriend...Who Died Two Years Ago

Romantics may claim that love never dies, but even the most syrupy of lovehearts will find this one a little bit creepy. A grieving French lady has requested that President Francois Hollande gives her permission to marry her deceased boyfriend, and the saucy leader has said yes. Read More >>

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Naked Van Driver Chased by Six Police Cars and a Helicopter Down the M1

A man's been arrested after a chase along the M1 that started when members of the public reported a crazed van driver to police. The "naked and erratic" man was eventually stopped near St Albans, arrested, and has since been charged with dangerous driving. No charges have been filed relating to the nudity, so presumably nude driving is OK. [Huffington Post] Read More >>

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Three Cars Wiped Out as Police Accidentally Drop "Stinger" on the Road

Drivers heading down the A30 near Launceston had a bit of a shock last week, after a stinger device -- a spiky thing designed to burst tyres in car chases -- fell out of a police car boot and was run over by members of the public. Their tyres then duly exploded. Read More >>

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Are These French Drug Dealers the Politest Pushers in the World?

Local drug dealers in the French town of Grenoble are clearly a little friendlier than your average narcotics providers, offering a heartfelt apology to their usual customers when circumstances conspired to stop them dealing in the area. Read More >>

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Strippers Got Too Naked and Kidnapped Their Boss for Money

A court has heard that three strippers kidnapped the organiser of a grim hostess event, after he failed to pay them their share of the takings. The manager claims the girls took off too many clothes, breaking the terms of their agreement. So he kept the £42,000 for himself. Read More >>

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