Just in case some kid on Xbox Live throws some colourful slurs your way next time you try and play Halo
Insult each others' mums with the latest and greatest in head-mounted technology.
Take advantage of the console cupid.
Wondering who to wave your pitchfork and flaming torch at for the Xbox Live and PSN hack-induced downtime over the Christmas break?
Just how do they happen? What knocked the PlayStation Network offline for so long? Why was Sony so unprepared? How can they prevent this from happening again?
Or at least, he thinks he knows the names of two people who went on TV and the radio claiming to be been behind it.
The short answer is "for the lulz," as anyone that is familiar with internet culture could have guessed.
Since late last night, it looks like a bunch of hackers have been attacking the PlayStation Network and Xbox Live online gaming services. Merry Christmas in 2014, everyone!
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