We're Just Bound to Win This Year's Eurovision Song Contest With This Stunner

By Sam Gibbs on at

The UK’s tactical Engelbert Humperdinck-powered Eurovision assault has been officially unveiled for your listening pleasure. Now we’re just bound to win.

It’s not a horrendous song, I guess. At least Humperdinck can actually sing, and I’ve heard songs not that far off from this win in years gone-by. But it’s not exactly Europop now is it. Then again, remember those Scooch flight-attendants? Yeah, that was Europop and they bombed. Hard. [BBC]