This Is How Not to Set Off Fireworks

By Leslie Horn on at

Over in the US, they're busy blowing shit up, because hey! It's July 4! Independence Day! And blowing stuff up is acceptable any day of the year, right? Just as long as you're not doing what the idiots in the above clip are doing.

Setting off fireworks under someone's chair; pointing them at your friend's face; igniting explosives near your crotch, and making a big boom indoors? These are all examples of what not to do. You could lose an important extremity, like a finger or something worse. So please, have lots of fun with explosives, but do so responsibly, unlike these dummies. [The Awesomer]