GTA V Spoofs Scientology With the Hilarious "Epsilon Program"

By Sam Gibbs on at

If you needed any proof that GTA V is finally getting closer to an actual release, check out this awesome parody site for the Church of Scientology, which is probably the most left-field viral marketing campaign I've ever seen.

The only real sign its anything other than a horrendously strange cult-like site are the testimonials from people in Liberty City and San Andreas. The "12 tenets of Kifflom" are particularly amusing, and somewhat frightening considering there's something scarily similar actually operating in the real world. My favourite has to be: "5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!"

I might just have to pop down to my local Epsilon centre during my lunch break to see whether I too can get in on this enlightenment. Now, come on Rockstar, give us GTA V already; we need another hit of your joy-riding pedestrian-squishing drug. [Epsilon Program via T3]