Bill Clinton Lost the Frigging Nuclear Codes While President

By Chris Mills on at

So, did you know that Bill Clinton couldn't even keep track of the US nuclear codes, let alone his mistresses? According to a former US General, Clinton managed to "misplace" the codes for a matter of months, something described as "a big deal". That's a teensy bit of an understatement.

This isn't the first time allegations like this have been made, either -- another high-ranking US military officer claimed that Clinton actually lost them on the morning the Monica Lewinsky story leaked. I mean, talk about a crappy day. But still. For the love of Christ. How hard is it? "Right, have I got everything? Keys, wallet, condoms, nuclear codes....nuclear codes? Anyone seen them..." [Telegraph]