Lego Star Trek Is the Creepiest Thing to Ever Happen to My Childhood

By Sam Gibbs on at

I don't know about you, but growing up in the 80s my childhood was filled with episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In fact, I'd go as far to say I learned almost everything I know from those golden years. So, when I say this Lego set has ruined my sweet childhood memories forever, we're now on the same page. Lego just got creepy.

Apparently this is an envisaging of STTNG as it should have been, according to Iain Heath, the creator of this warped set anyway:

"STNG as it should have been... Emperor Picard The Magnificent upon his throne, surrounded by his loyal subjects, Princess Troi-Leia (slave girl and fortune teller), Sergeant Buff (Klingon barbarian bodyguard and Sushi chef), Bone Crusher (witch doctor and dungeon mistress), and the fool.

Kinda makes me wish STNG had done a "Mirror Universe" episode!"

Poor Wesley. All he wanted to do was command a starship, and boy did they make him pay for his wild, wild dreams. [Flickr via SuperPunch via io9]