Buy This Watch Because...Features?

By Andrew Tarantola on at

If your watch has perpetual oyster movement; tells time in five zones; doubles as a Swiss Army Knife; slice and dices Julianne fries; speaks German and Swahili, and can survive a dunk in the Marianas trench but you don't use those "features" daily, congrats! You're a sucker for marketing.

Buy This Watch Because Features [This Isn't Happiness]