Are you the sort who looks at a treble espresso and laughs? Do you down caffeine tablets like breath mints? If so, you're probably the target market for Death Wish coffee, a 200 per cent stronger-than-normal-coffee Premium Free-Trade Ground Roast Heart Attack.
According to the disclaimer:
"This is not your regular morning coffee. This is not your store bought coffee. You will not find this coffee at your local diner or at your sissy Starbucks."
So there you go. The coffee is the brainchild of a New York coffee shop owner, who clearly had really bad problems getting out of bed in the morning, and wanted a dark-roast coffee that still had the lusty kick of ProPlus dissolved in concentrated Red Bull syrup. If this sounds like your sort of thing, you can buy a 450g bag for £13 plus shipping from their website. [Death Wish Coffee via Metro]