Do You Ever Sit Down to Piss Just So You Can Keep Fondling Your Phone?

By Sam Gibbs on at

Apparently, one quarter of men have coughed to doing it lady-like, and taking a seat instead of standing tall to take a leak, just so they can continue to use their damn phones. Has it really come to this? Are we that addicted to our phones we can't even pee without them? Please say this is just a load of gumpf.

The survey was pulled together by O2 and Sony, who are trying to sell you a waterproof phone, so there's a fair chance it's not exactly unbiased. But still, any man who does this has a problem. I mean, it's almost acceptable to assume that people use their phones while passing the products of eating, that normally takes slightly longer, but while taking a piss? Surely it'd be quicker just to get it over and done with standing up. I don't know about you, but it takes me seconds. And I'm fine with being detached from my phone for under a minute.

So, dear readers, do you sit down to pee just to use your phone? The first stage to recovery is admitting it. You're among friends here, we won't judge. Much. [Telegraph]

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