Look at This Idiot Using His Typewriter in a Starbucks

By Ashley Feinberg on at

We've already been plenty vocal on our opinions of people who use coffee shops as their personal office. But this guy — this cretin — makes those non-ordering, space-consuming table squatters look like the saints of Starbucks — and this their new pope.

In no way was this convenient for him. He does not need the free internet access. His insufferable banging disturbs the peace. And buddy, you look like a dick. Assuming this wasn't an attempt to troll the masses (in which case, touché, you've won, now never do this again), a word of advice to our hipster friend: if you're going to go through all the trouble of dragging your obnoxiously conspicuous typewriter to a public gathering place, maybe next time don't choose Starbucks. [@DGoddamnGlover]