A Man's 'Perfect Woman' is an Airbrushed Sex Doll, Luckily Enough

By Gary Cutlack on at

A cosmetics company has tried to get itself in the headlines just in time for the critical last-minute beauty product buying period, by creating an image of what it calls the perfect woman. This dead-eyed blonde mannequin is what men like best, so they say.

Escentual.com polled men and women on the important matter of defining people entirely by their appearance, asking them to reel off the favourite face bits of a host of famous ladies, as if the women in question, their property portfolios ravaged by the financial downturn, have been forced into auctioning off key facial features to raise enough money to put their adopted orphan children through college.

It's a load of old rubbish, basically, as no one really needs to be told that somehow managing to breed a daughter from Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox and Miranda Kerr, then waiting as many years as legally required for the resulting offspring to mature, might create someone fairly decent looking. [Jezebel]