Is your life simply not sinful enough? No matter how hard you try, you just can't seem to cram all the sinning in? You need a place dedicated to 24/7 debauchery, gambling, hard drinking and trying to ignore the men debt-laden corpses rotting in shallow holes at the side of the road! The place you need, is Las Vegas!
And so, we've spied a deal which may interest you. You can get an April 2014 trip to Las Vegas staying at the Luxor for 7 nights for £706! The Luxor, if you don't know, is that weird illuminati black pyramid thing with a spacetacular 'sky beam' shooting out of the top of it! Check the deal here.
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