Somehow Ice-T Has Unwittingly Recorded a Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook

By Gerald Lynch on at

"Pegasus....Pegasi. That's horses with wings. This shit is crazy."

That's just one of the gems to come out of Ice-T's latest podcast, as the rapper recounts a recent two-day job reading for a Dungeons & Dragons audiobook -- the geeky details of which he was not aware of.

"They didn't tell me this was a motherfuckin' Dungeons & Dragons book," rants Ice-T. "Son, it took me 3.5 hours to read 25 pages [...] Motherfuckers talk like Yoda".

In fact, there's a surprising amount of motherfuckers in the Dungeons & Dragons universe, including a "motherfucker [with] a sword that talks to him and shit", and even "motherfuckers [that] live in places that don't exist".

Drop what you're doing and give it a listen. [Ice-T Final Level via Kotaku]