In a dystopian near-future where hands, thumbs and fingers have been outlawed, one man will be king of the keyboard. That man is India's Mohammed Khurshid Hussain, the newly-confirmed world's fastest nose typist.
Now a Guinness World Record holder for his efforts, Hussain managed to type the sentence "Guinness world records have challenged me to type this sentence using my nose in the fastest time" in just 47.44 seconds. Now, as you may have noticed, that sentence is lacking proper capitalisation and punctuation, but that's because Hussain only has one nose. Christ, can you imagine what he could do with two? [Hindu Times via Kotaku]