Boris Johnson Agrees to be Hosed Down by London's Controversial Water Cannon

By Gary Cutlack on at

Boris Johnson, the man who rules over London with an iron fist inside a sock puppet, has agreed to be shot by a water cannon to prove... to prove something. To prove his eyes won't be ripped out. He was pushed into it by LBC radio host Nick Ferrari, who asked if Boris would be happy to be sprayed by the water weapons he's buying from Germany. "You've challenged me, so I suppose I'm going to have to do it now," blustered Boris. [Independent]