The Earth is at the Centre of This Watch's Tiny Solar System

By Andrew Liszewski on at

If deep down you just know that science was too quick to adopt the notion that the universe doesn't revolve around the earth, with this Ptolemaic watch on your wrist you'll be reassured we're not just some random spec in the galaxy whenever you glance down to check the time.

Your devotion to defunct ancient Egyptian science—and modern horology—will only cost you just $38 (£23), and the occasional lost argument whenever you attempt to defame Copernicus's crackpot celestial theories. [The Unemployed Philosophers Guild via Technabob]