Drunk Man Fined for Going "Woooo" in a Cemetery

By Gary Cutlack on at

A man pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery has been fined a total of £75, after some drunken hijinks resulted in locals complaining about his shockingly poor ghost impersonation.

Anthony Stallard of Southsea pleaded guilty to being drunk and larking about in Kingston cemetery in Portsmouth, where he and his mates had stopped to play football after an evening of drinking. Stallard was reported to police by witnesses after putting his hands in the air and going "Woooo" as if he was a real ghost instead of a drunken idiot. [Guardian]

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