Divers Engulfed by Apocalyptic Whale Poo

By Gary Cutlack on at

Four divers have quite the anecdote involving whale poo, after a sperm whale unloaded an enormous flood of excrement in their direction while they were observing it in the Caribbean. "I had poop in my eyes, mouth, wetsuit, everywhere and I was soaked in it," said one of the unlucky men.

So what we're trying to say is, here's what it looks like when a whale does a massive poo:

Thought to be a form of self defence, the diver explained the whale's movements in detail, saying: "At first, it seemed like a regular bowel movement but rather than continuing its dive down, it remained at the surface and continued to defecate for a startling length of time, adding that: "...the whale bobbed up and down, spun in circles and waved the poo in every direction for several minutes while we just sat back and watched."

And filmed it, the sickos. [Metro]

Image credit: Sperm whale from Shutterstock