Man Survives Drunken Fall Under Moving Train

By Gary Cutlack on at

A man is currently pondering whether he actually serves some great and previously unknown important purpose on earth, after the gods decided to let him live when he fell under a moving train at Manchester Piccadilly station.

Seeing as this happened in the year 2015 his drunken life/death blunder has been captured on camera and stuck on YouTube, so here it is:

Rucksack man in the foreground narrowly missed out on the chance to be a hero, there. [YouTube]