The Lego Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer is About as Erotic as the Real Thing

By Nick Cowen on at

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching – you can almost hear the hands being gleefully rubbed in the head offices of InterFlora – couples will probably want to book their lovey-dovey plans early. And what better way to tell someone you love them than to drag them to a softcore BDSM movie?

Unless you’ve been locked in an isolation ward for the last year, you’ll know that the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey will be landing in cineplexes on February 14th (wonder would that be like in 4DX?). Trailers for it are all over the net so if you want to know what all the fuss is about, head to YouTube. But we're more concerned with this Lego adaptation:

Have you ever had someone slice open your cheek, pull your tongue through the hole and then fasten it to your earlobe with a bulldog clip? Neither have we, but we imagine it would probably be more sexually arousing than watching this. But compared to the live action version, at least the Lego animators have an excuse: they’re working with block figures in stop motion. Not people who look like they’re block figures in stop motion. [YouTube]