19 Things I'm Dying to Carbonate With SodaStream's Magical New Machine

By Eric Limer on at

Being able to carbonate water in your own home is awesome. Not being able to inject the same magic bubbles into every other liquid you can get your hands on? That’s a drag. But no longer! The SodaStream Mix is a new machine that can bubblify anything. Are you quaking with glee yet? I know I am.

Before you get too too excited, there are a few catches. First, the Mix doesn’t actually come out until 2016. Second, there’s no price yet, and considering that water-only SodaStreams already get up to the £200 range, there’s a good chance this will be prohibitively expensive for bubble fetishists.

Still! I want one of these so bad. Not only for carbonating alcoholic cocktails and booze, which is the primary use-case that SodaStream seems to be pushing, but also for SodaStreaming everything else. Here’s my to-do list so far:

  • Hot chocolate
  • Hi-C Ecto-Cooler
  • A whole litre of flat energy drink
  • Tomato juice
  • Pickle juice
  • Mustard
  • Soy sauce
  • Coffee
  • Flat soda
  • Carbonated soda
  • Flat beer
  • Carbonated beer
  • Soup
  • Urine
  • Milk
  • Spit
  • Blood
  • Tears
  • Milkshakes!