It's here! The new Star Wars Episode VII teaser! Lightsabers! X-Wings! Jabba the Hutt resurrected for a dance-off against that ball droid thing!
Maybe...I honestly don't know.
I'm not going to lie to you; I've actively chosen not to watch the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. That first clip back in November was enough to whet my appetite, and now I'm ready to avoid every other tiny detail that comes out about the film in the meantime in order to have as pure and surprise-filled a cinema experience as possible come its December 18th 2015 release date. I'll be that guy sat next to you in the cinema in the next couple of months with his eyes closed and his fingers in his ears, chanting while the trailer plays to block out any spoilers.
But you guys should TOTALLY watch it. I'm a loser, I admit it, ready to throw my toys out of the pram even if I catch a glimpse of whatever length Luke Skywalker's inevitable beard is.
If ever there's a time to delve into the chatroom comments section, it's got to be the launch of a new Star Wars trailer right? So how's it compare to last year's tease? Is Princess Leia still your dream girlfriend? And, if it's even possible, are you even more excited now?