Even though the majority of your work day is probably spent staring at a computer screen, somehow your desk gets cluttered faster than you can clean it. So following up on its Spartan-themed knife block, the talented and fully-digited woodworkers at Missing Digit Woodshop have created a desktop version that can now hold pens, pencils, styli, a letter opener, and even sticky notes.
The natural wood version will set you back $39/£26 (plus a whopping $49/£33 shipping), but if you want one of the four coloured versions that will cost you £2 extra. And to ensure your pens and other writing instruments don't just pass right through the holes on the shield, the desk set comes with six add-on arrow fletchlings (that double as rubbers) making it appear as if the Spartan is actually under attack—and a letter opener so your desk defender is always ready to go on the offence. [Missing Digit Woodshop]
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