No Amount of Training Can Prepare Plastic Army Men For a Molten Copper Attack

By Andrew Liszewski on at

There’s a reason they call it basic training. Because while the Army can teach new recruits how to march, hold a gun, and do push-ups, it unfortunately couldn’t give this battalion of green plastic army men the know-how to survive a surprise attack from molten copper.

These tiny soldiers bravely held their ground against their unrelenting molten foe, but there’s still going to be a hundred or so green plastic purple hearts issued once this battlefield cools.

[YouTube via Laughing Squid]