This is What Manchester Wankers Search For on Pornhub

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

Manchester’s done well to establish itself as the home of the UK's third-largest population of sex-crazed Pornhub-bers. After digging out the stats with the porn giant, we’ve discovered that Mancunians have some unusual fantasies. ‘Gay daddy’ and ‘gay straight guys’ are right up there with ‘scally’ and ‘chav’ in the strangeness stakes, proving that the city’s retained its... edge.

The presence of ‘ass’ and ‘step mom’ is an indictment of the British education system, but there’s absolutely no faulting those preferences. There’s a strong Liverpool theme on show too, proving that Mancunians like watching scousers getting fucked both on and off the football field. Morrissey will be pleased that he doesn’t feature once.

Only 22 per cent of Manchester’s wankers are female, which matches the national average, and 61 per cent are between the ages of 18 and 34. The number one monkey-spanking device of choice is the smartphone, with 57 per cent knocking one out while gripping a handset and praying mum doesn't ring, while 27 per cent prefer the desktop experience and 16 per cent are all about the tablet. [Pornhub]