This is What Leicester Wankers Search For on Pornhub

By Aatif Sulleyman on at

The most remarkable footballing achievement in living memory? Leicester City's giant-beating run has to be up there. With the Foxes picking up the Premiership title with an unprecedented run for the club, it seemed only fitting to revisit this article from earlier in the year to check, now that the tension has been broken, where the residents of Leicester turn for...erm...relief.

Gary Lineker wanking into a packet of Walkers and then munching away? Nah. Claudio Ranieri getting off with Jamie Vardy and Riyad Mahrez in a four-poster, while the fox from Foxy Bingo watches on? Wrong again. In truth, Leicester wankers’ porn browsing habits are far less interesting.

Locals preferences are, well, rather one-dimensional. There’s a strong Indian theme running through the graphic above, with ‘punjabi’ and ‘desi’ thrown in for good measure. There’s some love for cartoons and Saudi Arabia too, and our old friend ‘British chav’ makes yet another appearance.

55 per cent of Leicester’s Pornhub fiends get down to hand-to-gland combat with a smartphone in their hand, while 27 per cent prefer the more traditional desktop bash and 18 per cent are rather taken with tablets. The average Leicester-dwelling moose-juicer is relatively young, at 32, though prefers to both dress and act approximately six years younger than that. Made up that last bit.

A typical Leicester wank is a 9 minute, 27 second affair, though it often feels significantly longer. According to an unnamed source, anyway. [Pornhub]

This article was first published on February 5th 2016.