Why Pizza Is Objectively the Best Food Ever, Don't Judge Me

By Carli Velocci on at

Pizza is the best food ever invented. It’s cheap, it’s greasy, you can put whatever you want on it, and it satisfies that craving to destroy your body. It’s so good in fact, that it’s the only thing I haven’t fallen ill from eating in all my 26 years of eating food.

But why is it so good? I’m glad you asked, random internet reader. AsapTHOUGHT teamed up with Domestic Geek to explain. Basically it comes down to the ingredients: sugar, salt, and fat, which pizza has in abundance.

There’s a lot of sugar in the dough, for example, and our bodies crave sugar, since we can turn it into fat. However, back in the day, our ancestors didn’t have a lot of access to sugar, so we as eaters in the 21st century are blessed with the ingredient.

Check out the video above for more food for thought on the greatest food ever invented. No hyperbole. [AsapTHOUGHT]